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The Bartender's Guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker

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Welcome to The Bartend's guide to drink recipes, jokes and poker.

Enjoy the Joke of the Day or search our database of over 5000 drink recipes. The third addition is new - poker. It rounds out my three favorite hobbies - drinks, jokes, and poker.

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Joke of the Day:

The Top 13 Signs You're Not at the Real Senate Impeachment Hearings

13. Videotaped "deposition" consists solely of Sharon Stone

crossing and uncrossing her legs.

12. Judge Judy unleashes a stern tongue-lashing, telling

everyone to "just grow up."

11. Senator Moe's frequent outbursts of "Why, I oughtta..."

10. Presiding Judge is wearing four gold stripes. And

nothing BUT stripes.

9. Mandatory line dancing between votes.

8. Ten minutes into Hamburgler's testimony, you realize

"Mayor McCheese" *isn't* a tacky name for Bill Clinton.

7. 15 minute recess involves a slide and monkey bars.

6. Strom Thurmond just moved.

5. George Will is presiding over the hearings and the "Rip

Clinton a New Rectum" motion just passed.

4. No "Eau de Kennedy."

3. All testimony submitted in the form of a dirty limerick.

2. For $20, "Monica" allows anyone to play the part of

"Bill" during the re-enactment.

1. Only vote against impeachment? Senator John Bobbitt.

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