The Bartend.com
Bookmark this site!

Gender

Jokes


  TheBartend.com

  Joke of the Day

  Search Jokes

 

Bartender


  Search Drinks Recipe

  Bartending School

 

Poker Guide


  Poker Guide

  Noble Poker Coupon

  Party Poker Bonus

  PokerRoom Promotion

  Ultimate Bet Bonus

  Full Tilt Poker Bonus

  Titan Poker Bonus
  Absolute Poker Promo

 

Poker Reviews


  Party Poker


Have a comment? Send to netgaming(at)gmail.com
 

 

Jokes, Drinks, and Poker Bonus Coupon Codes

Gender Jokes

Modems beat women

Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:

A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".

When you're done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.

A modem won't say a word if you come home late.

A modem can't collect alimony if you decide to dump it.

A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.

You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.

A modem doesn't mind if you call another modem.

A virus you catch from your modem doesn't require a trip to the doctor.

You don't have to bring a modem home to meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.

Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound OFF.

Let us know your opinion of this joke!
 Poor   Excellent
  1 2 3 4 5  






 Party Poker Bonus Codes

For an official list of bonus codes from Party Poker, read the details at Party Poker Bonus Code. Also, see PartyPoker bonus Code for a review of PartyPoker.com. If you prefer playing at other poker rooms, you can read the reviews at Titan Poker Bonus Codes or Noble Poker Coupon Code.

Ultimate Bet Bonus Codes

For an official list of bonus codes from Ultimate Bet Poker, read the details at Ultimate Bet Bonus Code. Also, see Full Tilt Poker bonus Code for a review of FullTiltPoker.com.