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Avoiding the Draft (with 4 total ratings)

Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from

The military base.

The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent where a nun

was seated on a round bench beneath a tree quietly reading a

book. He said to her "quick sister, please hide me I don't

want to be Drafted and the MP's are chasing me!" She lifted

up her skirts and said hide under my skirt.

The two policemen came By and asked if she had seen anyone.

She replied "no".

After they left she told the young boy to come out all was

OK He said you have a nice set of legs for a nun! She replied

if you reach up a little farther you'll find a set of balls!

I'm not going to be drafted either!

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