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Before Lightning Strikes...

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught

stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it

was really stuck in there well. He heard a noise and turned

around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to

pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll

stop drinking!"

Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was

getting closer! He prayed again,

"God, please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking AND

cussing!"

Still nothing . . . and the train was just seconds away! He

tried it one more time, "God please, if you get my foot out

of the tracks, I'll quit drinking, cussing, smoking and

having sex with all the women I meet."

Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to

dive out of the way, just as the train passed! He got up,

dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said "Thanks

anyway God, I got it myself."

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